#309 – My Dinner with Elan – Haley Cryptograms

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

BSTODRUAQVHCWIJGXLFKMYNZEP

HALEYSPKNOTRUWDZIFBCGJMQVX

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Note that the encryption key starts "Haley spoke no truer words", with repeated letters removed, followed by "ZIF" and the remaining letters in order.

Yrhw, N'u nw rdjy mnck vdg.

Elan, I'm in love with you.

Yrhw, N'u nw rdjy mnck vdg. Lduzrycyrv nw rdjy.

Elan, I'm in love with you. Completely in love.

Rdjy, rdjy, rdjy, rdjy!

Love, love, love, love!

Uv ehe nb aynwp kyre fhwbdu av hw yjnr enlchcdf.

My dad is being held ransom by an evil dictator.

N'u wdc fyhrrv nw cky Cknyjtb' Pgnre hwvudfy.

I'm not really in the Thieves' Guild anymore.

N lkyhc hc bdrnchnfy.

I cheat at solitaire.

N khjy h chccdd vdg'jy wyjyf byyw.

I have a tattoo you've never seen.

N tnbbye h pnfr dwly.

I kissed a girl once.

DT, DT, udfy ckhw dwly!

OK, OK, more than once!

Yrhw, nc cgfwb dgc N uhv wdc ay yqhlcrv mkhc vdg mdgre lhrr–

Elan, it turns out I may not be exactly what you would call–

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