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Source of /kol/kolfamiliars.php
<?
if ($_SERVER['SCRIPT_FILENAME'] == __FILE__)
$allowviewsource=1;
include ("../common.php");
page_header('KoL Familiar Tool');
#$proxy = "http://127.0.0.1:8080/";
$proxy = "";
function gethousefams()
{
global $proxy;
$a = file_get_contents("${proxy}http://noblesse-oblige.org/calendar/calendar_day.js");
if (!$a)
return FALSE;
if (!preg_match("/nowday\\s*=\\s*(\\d+)/", $a, $x))
return FALSE;
$day = $x[1];
if ($day < 10) $day = "0$day";
if (!preg_match("/nowmonth\\s*=\\s*(\\d+)/", $a, $x))
return FALSE;
$month = $x[1];
if ($month < 10) $month = "0$month";
if (!preg_match("/nowyear\\s*=\\s*(\\d+)/", $a, $x))
return FALSE;
$year = $x[1];
$fp = fopen("cache.txt", "r");
if ($fp && ($line = fgets($fp)) && trim($line) == "$year$month$day")
{
$fams = array();
while ($line = fgets($fp))
{
if (preg_match("/(\\d+):(.*)/", $line, $x))
$fams[] = array('name' => $x[2], 'weight' => $x[1]);
}
if ($fp) fclose($fp);
return $fams;
}
else
{
if ($fp) fclose($fp);
$a = file_get_contents("${proxy}http://noblesse-oblige.org/calendar/daily_$year$month$day.html");
if (!preg_match("{<h3>Arena</h3>(.*?)<h3>}s", $a, $x))
return FALSE;
$lines = split("<br>", $x[1]);
$fams = array();
foreach ($lines as $line)
if (preg_match("/(\\d+)-pound (.*)/", $line, $x))
$fams[] = array('name' => $x[2], 'weight' => $x[1]);
$fp = fopen("cache.txt","w");
if ($fp)
{
fwrite($fp, "$year$month$day\n");
foreach ($fams as $i)
fwrite($fp, "$i[weight]:$i[name]\n");
fclose($fp);
}
return $fams;
}
}
//[0] = Ultimate Cage Match
//[1] = Scavenger Hunt
//[2] = Obstacle Course
//[3] = Hide and Seek
$allfamiliars = array(
array(3,3,3,3, 'name' => 'Unknown', 'weight' => 1000),
array(3,0,2,1, 'name' => 'Angry Goat'),
array(3,0,2,3, 'name' => 'Astral Badger'),
array(1,1,3,2, 'name' => 'Attention-Deficit Demon'),
array(0,3,1,2, 'name' => 'Baby Gravy Fairy'),
array(3,1,1,2, 'name' => 'Baby Yeti'),
array(0,2,1,3, 'name' => 'Barrrnacle'),
array(0,1,3,2, 'name' => 'Blood-Faced Volleyball'),
array(1,2,3,1, 'name' => 'Cheshire Bat'),
array(3,2,0,1, 'name' => 'Clockwork Grapefruit'),
array(2,3,0,1, 'name' => 'Cocoabo'),
array(1,1,3,2, 'name' => 'Coffee Pixie'),
array(0,0,0,2, 'name' => 'Comma Chameleon'),
array(1,2,1,3, 'name' => 'Crimbo Elf'),
array(1,2,3,1, 'name' => 'Cymbal-Playing Monkey'),
array(3,3,3,3, 'name' => 'Doppelshifter'),
array(1,3,1,2, 'name' => 'Emo Squid'),
array(2,3,1,1, 'name' => 'Feather Boa Constrictor'),
array(2,3,1,2, 'name' => 'Flaming Gravy Fairy'),
array(2,3,1,2, 'name' => 'Frozen Gravy Fairy'),
array(2,2,2,2, 'name' => 'Fuzzy Dice'),
array(3,1,0,2, 'name' => 'Ghost Pickle on a Stick'),
array(1,2,0,3, 'name' => 'Ghuol Whelp'),
array(2,0,1,3, 'name' => 'Grue'),
array(3,2,1,1, 'name' => 'Hand Turkey'),
array(2,1,3,1, 'name' => 'Hanukkimbo Dreidl'),
array(0,3,2,1, 'name' => 'Hovering Sombrero'),
array(1,3,2,0, 'name' => 'Howling Balloon Monkey'),
array(3,2,2,1, 'name' => 'Inflatable Dodecapede'),
array(3,1,2,1, 'name' => 'Jill-O-Lantern'),
array(3,1,2,0, 'name' => 'Killer Bee'),
array(1,3,0,2, 'name' => 'Leprechaun'),
array(0,1,2,3, 'name' => 'Levitating Potato'),
array(3,0,1,2, 'name' => 'MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech'),
array(3,2,1,2, 'name' => 'Misshapen Animal Skeleton'),
array(2,1,3,0, 'name' => 'Mosquito'),
array(2,1,3,1, 'name' => 'Personal Raincloud'),
array(1,3,1,2, 'name' => 'Pygmy Bugbear Shaman'),
array(3,0,2,1, 'name' => 'Sabre-Toothed Lime'),
array(2,1,3,0, 'name' => 'Spirit Hobo'),
array(2,3,1,0, 'name' => 'Spooky Pirate Skeleton'),
array(3,2,1,0, 'name' => 'Stab Bat'),
array(2,1,3,0, 'name' => 'Star Starfish'),
array(2,3,1,2, 'name' => 'Stinky Gravy Fairy'),
array(2,3,1,2, 'name' => 'Sweet Nutcracker'),
array(1,3,1,2, 'name' => 'Temporal Riftlet'),
array(3,1,2,0, 'name' => 'Whirling Maple Leaf'),
array(1,3,2,0, 'name' => 'Wild Hare'),
array(3,0,2,1, 'name' => 'Wind-Up Chattering Teeth'),
);
function printfamops($select = "Unknown")
{
global $allfamiliars;
foreach ($allfamiliars as $k=>$v)
{
echo "<option value=\"$k\"";
if ($v['name'] == $select)
echo " selected=\"selected\"";
echo ">{$v['name']}</option>\n";
}
}
function printresults ($self, $opp1, $opp2, $opp3, $opp4, $opp5)
{
echo "<p>You are using a {$self['name']}.</p>\n";
$combat = array('Ultimate Cage Match','Scavenger Hunt','Obstacle Course','Hide and Seek');
for ($i = 1; $i <= 5; $i++)
{
for($j = 0; $j < 4; $j++)
{
if(${"opp" . $i}[$j] == 0)
{
$x = 1;
$power = 5;
if(${"opp" . $i}['weight'] == 1000)
$power = 1000;
}
else
{
$x = 0;
$power = ${"opp" . $i}['weight'] + ${"opp" . $i}[$j]*3;
}
$beat = ($power + 3) - 3*$self[$j];
if($self[$j] != 0)
$weights[$beat] = "{$combat[$j]} versus {${'opp' . $i}['name']} ({${'opp' . $i}['weight']} pound)";
}
}
ksort($weights);
echo "<ul>\n";
foreach ($weights as $w=>$v)
if ($w > 0)
echo "<li>At weight $w, do $v.</li>\n";
else
echo "<li>At earlier weights, do $v.</li>\n";
echo "</ul>\n";
echo "<p><a href=\"$_SERVER[PHP_SELF]\">Back</a></p>\n";
}
function get_familiar ($var, $weight)
{
global $allfamiliars;
if (isset($allfamiliars[$var]))
{
$tmp = array('weight' => $weight);
foreach ($allfamiliars[$var] as $k=>$v) $tmp[$k] = $v;
return $tmp;
}
else
return $allfamiliars[0];
}
function get_opponent($var) {
global $allfamiliars;
$index = 1;
for($i = 1; $i <= count($allfamiliars); $i++)
{
$temp = $_REQUEST["w$i"];
if($temp != '')
{
if($index == $var)
return get_familiar($i, $temp);
else
$index = $index + 1;
}
}
return $allfamiliars[0];
}
if (!isset($_REQUEST['class']) || $_REQUEST['class'] == 0)
{
?>
<p>Kingdom of Loathing Familiar Tool by Xylpher (#540421), originally at <a href="http://www.few.vu.nl/~rminne/kol/kolfamiliars.php">http://www.few.vu.nl/~rminne/kol/kolfamiliars.php</a>.</p>
<p>Choose your own familiar from the list, make sure the other boxes match what you see in the Arena.</p>
<p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.the-rye.dreamhosters.com/familiars/">http://www.the-rye.dreamhosters.com/familiars/</a>
for the already excellent familiar tool available there, which I used to get my info from.</p>
<p>I can not be held responsible for any loss or personal injury incurred by use of this tool.</p>
<p>For all the people who are nagging me for the source: Fine. <a href="kolfamiliars.php?viewsource=yep">Here it is</a>. I suppose it's okay if you wish to put it up on your site or use the source to put into your own tool, just don't forget to credit me.</p>
<p>Note that this tool will not yield 100% perfect results. I thought every battle would have a weight at which you would get 5 XP when I started building this, but it seems they don't. So there might be occurences of losing or getting 4 or even 3 XP. They should be sporadic though.</p>
<p>Modified by Phlip (#509981) to pull the information on the current house familiars from Noblesse Oblige's <a href="http://noblesse-oblige.org/calendar/">Kingdom Calendar</a> of awesomeness.</p>
<?
if (isset($_REQUEST['class']))
echo "<p class=\"error\">Please, choose a familiar...</p>\n";
echo "<form method=\"GET\" action=\"$_SERVER[PHP_SELF]\"><p>\n";
echo "You are using a: <select name=\"class\">\n";
printfamops();
echo "</select><br>\n";
$housefams = gethousefams();
for($i = 1; $i <= 5; $i++)
{
echo "Opponent {$i}: ";
echo "<select name=\"opp{$i}\">";
if ($housefams && $housefams[$i - 1])
printfamops($housefams[$i - 1]['name']);
else
printfamops();
echo '</select>';
echo "<input type=\"text\" maxlength=2 size=1 name=\"w{$i}\"";
if ($housefams && $housefams[$i - 1])
echo ' value="' . $housefams[$i - 1]['weight'] . '"';
echo "><br>\n";
}
echo "<input type=\"submit\" value=\"Go\">\n";
echo "</p></form>\n";
}
else
{
$array0 = get_familiar($_REQUEST['class'], 0);
for($i = 1; $i <= 5; $i++)
{
if($_REQUEST["w{$i}"] != '')
${"array" . $i} = get_familiar($_REQUEST["opp{$i}"], $_REQUEST["w{$i}"]);
else
${"array" . $i} = array(0,0,0,0, 'name' => 'Unknown', 'weight' => 1000);
}
printresults($array0, $array1, $array2, $array3, $array4, $array5);
}
page_footer();
?>
